Tuesday, August 12, 2008


Okay, okay, okay. So I heard these jokes the other day and I thought I'd share them with you. (WARNING: Cheesiness may be involved.)

Joke #1 - Why did the bicycle fall asleep?

...Because it was two tired!

Joke #2 - Why was the Kool-Aid man depressed?

...Because he always felt empty inside when he was drunk!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Okay. Sorry, I just felt the need to lighten the mood since a certain respected comedian passed away.

On a completely different subject.
I miss writing. I used to write all the time, and now I'm lucky if I decide to take time out of my life to do that anymore. I wrote poetry and songs and meaningful blogs... what happened to all of that? I think I'm going to try to start blogging with more insight. Obviously, this is a bad first try, but maybe I'll get back into the swing of things.

Well, tomorrow is my birthday and I will officially be allowed to gamble, smoke, and go to jail. Such uplifting and positive things to look forward to. Even though I would never smoke. That's just gross. And the only gambling I'd do is buy a scratch off ticket just so I could say I did it. Eh, I guess that's life.

peace, love, and not looking forward to turning 18.


Cory said...

Happy Birthday baby!!!

Loren Fay. said...

why are/were you not looking forward to turning 18?!

ps. jokes= cheesiness to the max, but still cracked a smile outta me lol.